A pretty hilarious photo showed up on Reddit, really showing just what to expect when stepping into the state of Arkansas. The image shows a man standing beside his truck, adorned with a humorous sign featuring a squirrel, proudly declaring itself the “World Champion Squirrel Cook-Off.”
This quirky spectacle became the first encounter for someone who recently moved to Arkansas, as they strolled through the vibrant city square. We don’t even know what a world-champion squirrel cook-off would look like. Do the squirrels cook the food? Or are they the food? We guess we need to go to Arkansas to find out the answer to that question.
Alaska part 2
In Alaska, people bask in the snow when it’s -20 degrees Fahrenheit outside. A little snow means hot weather and a lot of snow maybe requires a t-shirt. But -20 is definitely a day for a morning jog. Heck, we wouldn't be surprised if these Alaskans jogged all the way to the coast before swimming across the Bering Strait to the easternmost point of Russia.
Of course, that would be illegal. But based on the costumes that these racers are wearing, we actually wouldn't put it past them. Hey, if Jesse Pinkman can settle in Alaska after the events of "Breaking Bad," then who are we to judge?
Arizona part 2
In Arizona, the only way to deal with the blistering heat is to go outside fully protected. Temperatures in Arizona can reach 120 degrees Fahrenheit. You need an oven mitt just to handle the steering wheel of your car because it will burn your fingers otherwise. Most people stay inside during the summer anyway to avoid third-degree burns.
We are sure that there are more effective ways to handle the heat while driving around the likes of Phoenix, Mesa, Tucson, Scottsdale, or any of the other wonderful cities in this part of the world. But if you do wear mitts, we recommend taking them off when you get to the Grand Canyon.
California (Part 2)
We’re happy to see that California is a safe and accepting place for gay people. What is more unfortunate is how accepting they also are of earlobe earings that all the young people are wearing these days. Whoever decided that giant holes in your ears which later turn to saggy loops is attractive, needs a wake-up call.
But we like the idea that Christians, regardless of their orientation, can express their faith and be proud of it at Church like this one. Also, it seems like New Hope has a sense of humor, and that goes a long way in our books.
Colorado (Part 2)
Colorado is home to the great Rocky Mountains and likewise, a lot of bears. If you don’t want to end up in the stomach of one of these dangerous beasts, then you better refrain from feeding them. And keep your kids away from them also.
Thankfully, the state of Colorado found a light, humorous way to make that point in this playful little sign. Though it might be sending the wrong message here. Kids might look at it and think they actually have a chance of getting out of the bear once it swallows them whole. It's not going to play out that way!