The young are divided into two: the ones who follow and the ones who lead. During our growing-up days, we learn lessons constantly, and many relate to the foundations of friendship.
How many times did your parent say: ” And if he told you to jump off the roof, would you?” or ” So he said you are stupid. Are you stupid? Do you think you are stupid? Does it matter if he thinks you’re stupid? And this is regardless of the fact that you are indeed stupid.
Go Home Judge
Sometimes in life, you have to keep your thoughts to yourself. Saying the truth and volunteering useless information is not always to one's benefit. We know that a courtroom is a place where only the truth should be told. Even the judge knows that.
If we didn't know any better, this judge will be next on the defendant's chair.
The Kind of Kids
Sometimes the concept of "kids" is open to interpretation. After you get married (and sometimes before), many couples get a dog. Some are slightly more courageous, and they get a cat.
But at no stage whatsoever are these pets considered children. We can't think of anything else that would resemble actual kids!
Boys Who Like Girls Like Boys
Yet again, we bring before you those moments when we start to question the requirements for entering law school. They can't be that high if this attorney thought there was more to boys and girls when it came to children's gender.
If this was my attorney, and he would have asked this question, I would for sure ask for a new one. Definitely not a male or female. I still haven't decided which make.
Honesty is the Best Policy
When we first came across this one, we were sure it would end up covering the fact that the government takes most of this defendant's income through income tax and insurance; therefore, he couldn't afford an attorney.
However, it took a different angle, making honesty the best policy.