When we first came across this one, we were sure it would end up covering the fact that the government takes most of this defendant’s income through income tax and insurance; therefore, he couldn’t afford an attorney.
However, it took a different angle, making honesty the best policy.
Easter Bunny Watch Out
The young are divided into two: the ones who follow and the ones who lead. During our growing-up days, we learn lessons constantly, and many relate to the foundations of friendship.
How many times did your parent say: " And if he told you to jump off the roof, would you?" or " So he said you are stupid. Are you stupid? Do you think you are stupid? Does it matter if he thinks you're stupid? And this is regardless of the fact that you are indeed stupid.
Boys Who Like Girls Like Boys
Yet again, we bring before you those moments when we start to question the requirements for entering law school. They can't be that high if this attorney thought there was more to boys and girls when it came to children's gender.
If this was my attorney, and he would have asked this question, I would for sure ask for a new one. Definitely not a male or female. I still haven't decided which make.
Let's Go Where No Man Has Gone Before
We wonder what the defendant felt when this attorney asked this question. He obviously couldn't afford to hire someone from a well-respected law firm, and he knew he was given a rough deal when this fellow of an attorney was appointed.
Yes, Mr. Attorney. They just continued going down and down. The minute you reached the basement, you were stuck in there for life. What on earth went through your mind when you asked this question?
Is That a Ten or a Twenty
This sounds more like a movie script or a joke. An attorney and a drug dealer meet in a bar. Maybe the attorney believed this drug dealer was innocent.
And maybe this attorney is as dumb as the drug dealer. We will probably never know.