The year 2020 brought to us modern technology – big time. Forget sophisticated mobile phones, put aside computerized cars; we are referring to the one and only, the ZOOM.
Even after a long period of trying to manage this crown of a bug, many mature civilians, either your next-door neighbor or a supreme court lawyer, find difficulties operating it. Meow.
When you think of the people that work for big law firms, you think of a collection of intelligent people who are there not only to make loads of money but also to protect and secure the law. Without them, anarchy would rule.
The least this attorney could have done was take the role all the way and appear in court as a pauper. We know a few landscapers with an income that wouldn't shame any high-class lawyer.
The Rear End of a Vehicle
If we go back in time and study the evolution of vehicles and transportation, we will realize that many years ago, what seems to have been considered only cattle played a significant role in transportation. Apparently, not only horses took us from A to B.
These days people find it hard to believe that cattle played the role of a vehicle? It has four legs, it can turn left and right, and it can crash into the car in front of you if it has to.
These Boots are Meant For Walking
One must prepare and go through a checklist before appearing in court. A change of underpants, small cash (maybe prisons still have those canteens to buy small snacks), and for heaven's sake, make sure you don't have on you anything you're charged for stealing.
We suppose this accused man will be serving time not only for robbing a house but for walking the streets as stupid as he is.
Raise Your Arm Up in the Air
Here is a typical example of how people waste public money and occupy expensive courtrooms. These rooms could be used for serious cases.
Maybe the lawyers should start examining their clients before even taking the case. Or maybe, just instruct them that if they are going to lie, the least they can do is lie properly.