Another perfect example to show how today’s attorneys base their profession on Law & Order episodes. They feel that if they play the role of the cool, sophisticated, and handsome lawyer, they will reach success.
I wonder what the witness was thinking during those moments. He must have felt that the accused person was not the stupidest one in the room. Was that extra question really necessary?
The Facts of Life
We don't expect attorneys to know everything about the medical world. They are not supposed to know how to operate on a human body and not recognize every symptom of every illness.
What we expect of them is at least to remember the basic rules of life. When a person dies, he or she loses their memory; they are unable to feel anymore, occasionally they can't find their ability of verbal expression, and are unable to tell us all that's happened.
Being on probation can be hectic sometimes (we assume,) feeling there is always an eye watching you. After reading this, we understand why there's a probation period, and those convicted need some cooling time.
We suggest adding an appendix to every court order, asking to empty the pockets before arriving at court.
Laws and regulations these days must be exact. Everything has to be detailed; there is no room for assumption or too many gray areas. Drinking alcohol has been regulated for years, and common sense plays an important role.
You mustn't drink and drive, which means you don't drink before driving either. You don't drink when on duty, meaning you don't arrive on duty after you've had a drink or two, thinking it would make the day look a bit better.
Divorce cases always leave a bitter taste. One of the sides seems to carry a need for revenge, just waiting for the day they can pull out their Ace.
This fellow should have made sure his ex at least joins him in his smoking session the previous night if he was planning on framing her. No brains, no worries.