Some people think attorneys and jury members were born yesterday. We think some witnesses were born less than a minute ago by the look of it. How pathetic can one turn out to be in a full courtroom?
We can imagine the work exchange between the defendant and the officer at the time of the arrest. The defendant sitting behind the wheel, arguing that he wasn’t driving. Trust us, not all witnesses are as useless as this one.
This couple went through a rough episode and found themselves in hospital. The husband woke up after being in a coma and didn't know where he was. If that wasn't enough, he managed to immensely upset his wife.
It doesn't take much to make your partner happy. Remember her birthday, remember your anniversary, and for God's sake, remember her name.
Can You Tell the Difference?
Well, it doesn't really take a genius to figure this one out. There are a few minor differences between a living person and one whose life has ended.
Firstly a living person breathes, which is unlikely to witness in a person who has passed. And mostly, a living person has a functioning brain, unlike some attorneys we know.
The Life After
This Lawyer is obviously aware of life after death and of the spiritual gifts people have, privileging them with the ability to communicate and connect with those who have passed.
The poor witness had no idea what the attorney was going on about and remained speechless. He took the 'you have the right to remain silent' issue all the way.
Time to Leave
Some dude found himself in a very unpleasant situation. A shop was burgled and he was in the wrong place at the wrong time. Next thing, he found himself in front of a very particular lawyer.
The worst thing about these kinds of situations is that lawyers tend to make others feel stupid when, in fact, they are the stupid ones out of the lot.