Some dude found himself in a very unpleasant situation. A shop was burgled and he was in the wrong place at the wrong time. Next thing, he found himself in front of a very particular lawyer.
The worst thing about these kinds of situations is that lawyers tend to make others feel stupid when, in fact, they are the stupid ones out of the lot.
First, Second, or Third Name
Some people think attorneys and jury members were born yesterday. We think some witnesses were born less than a minute ago by the look of it. How pathetic can one turn out to be in a full courtroom?
We can imagine the work exchange between the defendant and the officer at the time of the arrest. The defendant sitting behind the wheel, arguing that he wasn't driving. Trust us, not all witnesses are as useless as this one.
The Life After
This Lawyer is obviously aware of life after death and of the spiritual gifts people have, privileging them with the ability to communicate and connect with those who have passed.
The poor witness had no idea what the attorney was going on about and remained speechless. He took the 'you have the right to remain silent' issue all the way.
Face to the Future
Some people are optimistic, looking ahead into a bright future and always focusing on the fuller half of the cup. Even when they appear in a courtroom and are asked about incidents that have happened in the past, they can't help themselves.
This guy, for example, found it very difficult to answer the attorney's questions given the fact that the literal "whole of his life" hasn't been completed yet. What an optimistic lad.
Four Times Too Many
Attempted, your honor, attempted. Slightly different phrases we must add. Maybe this lawyer has to refresh his memory to better understand the results of things that happen and things that almost happen.
We find it hard to believe the witness would have been sitting there telling the story of any following attempt should his first one prove successful.