In some restaurants, words aren’t enough. Especially when the restaurant in question is one that serves ethnic food or is from another country.
Whether it’s because of Yakuza deals gone wrong, badly-prepared sushi, or just tables that are oh so flippable, it’s happened enough that the sign not only has English and Japanese.
Those Halcyon Days
A long, long time ago, coffee shops were places where people actually conversed with each other and enjoyed plain old black coffee. This coffee shop, however, has taken it upon itself to launch people into that past, and we are all for it.
WiFi didn't get started until midway through the two thousand – but perhaps they mean to return to when the internet was just a gleam in a bunch of nerds' eyes.
You'll be Purring Thanks to the Savings
There are plenty of places that have strange stipulations and offers if their guests do this thing or that. This sign takes the kitty cake though because if you work in ten meows while you order, they'll slash a whole ten percent off the price.
We really like the idea of an entire restaurant pretending to be cats, though, so we're sure if the employees didn't get sick of it, it was a fun day to work.
Choose Your Opponent
The choice is a classic one: one, single, solitary horse-sized duck? Or 100 duck-sized horses? Are they working as a team? Are the animals aware they're at a different size than they should be?
Do you have any idea how many people would like to have a duck-sized horse? Heck, I'd be fine with a horse-sized duck. El Arroyo has raised these questions and more.
Cheap Pizza is the Best Pizza
Another great sign for this list. It tells us what the restaurant sells, a great deal – for real though, one dollar pizza?
The Philosoraptor is a classic deep thinker of the internet age, and now here he is wondering why every pizza place doesn't sell pizza at such an affordable cost.