Oh, I’m sorry, but are you a cow? Do you have four hooves, big, dangling udders, and four stomachs that let you digest fibrous plants like thick grasses? No? Then you’re going to have to leave. This is clearly a cows-only space. No, don’t worry about that boulder.
That’s always been there. We just like to hang out at the boulder. Look, do you want six angry cows to be running after you, or do you want to continue on your merry way without being trampled? Yeah, that’s what we thought. And don’t tell anybody you saw us.
Part of a Play? Hopefully?
The Google Street View cars catch a lot of strange things, but we bet this sight is one in a million. Two dudes, dressed up as if they live in 15th or 16th-century Venice, doing what appears to be some amateur dentistry right there on the street.
In reality, this is probably something like Shakespeare in the park, where anybody walking by can watch a little bit of culture from talented performers. You can even take pictures of it if you don't use flash. That would be pretty gauche. Imagine having to perform Shakespeare with flashes all around you all the time.
Taking a Peek
A couple of statues are posed on the water's edge to make it look like a bunch of kids are frolicking in the water, no matter the temperature. As you can tell, this angle makes it look like one of them is a little too interested in what one of the other statues is getting up to.
The romance between statues? Well, there have been stranger things. Maybe. We're trying to figure out what these statues are and where they're from, but we're coming up empty. Maybe it was only a momentary thing, and now these statues are gone.
Looking Off Into the Horizon
We couldn't tell you what these two are all about, but there's a pretty good chance that they're the ones responsible for the picture – the guy in the red jacket is holding something, and it could certainly be one of those selfie sticks that let people smile at the camera.
On the other hand, they could be aboard a whaling vessel, taking a trip to Iceland, or just hitting the high seas for a little bit of adventure. Cue the "Pirates of the Caribbean" theme song and take a pic for Google. But, hey, wait a minute! That isn't a street!
Is This Going to Be on the Test?
We're not sure what we're supposed to learn, but we feel it will be wrong. That guy on the left looks like the kind of creation that will feed you the wrong answers on a test just to get a bad grade. So maybe you shouldn't have been cheating, you punk.
We think this is for a zoo – that's what the sign says, though it's a little hard to make out – but other than that, we're in the dark as to why these poor interns had to get dressed up just to be mocked.