A pillowcase that lets you doodle on it! It can be colored on and then wiped clean in the washing machine, so you can redrawn on it again— you can give this to anyone with an especially ~imaginative~ habit.
This pillowcase makes for a novel and special gift for sleepovers, birthdays, and kids off to camp or college. Be sure to get this for your kids who love to write, draw or sketch, they will love it! Average rating: 4.5 stars.
Meat Socks
These days, you can buy socks with pretty much any design. Do you want socks showing the Mona Lisa? They are available somewhere. Do you want to wear socks that look like the fur of a tiger? They are out there if you look hard enough. And surely enough, there are also socks you can buy that resemble a piece of meat.
The one thing we need to know is the following - what if you have a dog and they take a look at these socks while you're wearing them? Aren't they just going to automatically want to try and eat your feet?
Offensive Crayons
The following crayons are not for the faint of heart. The whole point of these crayons is that on each cover, a phrase has been written to both label the color and to offend someone. There were so many provoking words that we had to blur a sizeable chunk of them. So we'll let you imagine what they say.
One thing is for sure, we would highly recommend that if you are an elementary school teacher - not to buy these crayons for your classroom. You are going to pollute the minds of the next generation with trash and filth.
Tongue-Scraper
This foreign-looking tongue scraper is surprisingly useful as it can help get rid you of bad breath if you feel like you're barely 'scraping' by with flossing and brushing.
Redeem your tongue and relieve it from the impure powers that seized it for so long, sending them back to the abyss of hell from where they came, along with the whitish tongue film and bad breathery. Average rating: 4.5 stars.
Grassy Flip-Flops
Do you like the sensation of grass between your toes? Well, this is perfect, a pair of grassy flip-flops. It's the newest Fashion, look it up! Slipping on a pair of these grass sandals will immediately take you to warm summer afternoons spent in the sun.
Express your unique style and creative side with these flip flops, they are great for everyday wear and make an eye-catching accessory at the beach. Average rating: 4 stars.