It’s bad enough to come home to a note like this, but to realize you now don’t even have a TV to watch sad movies and wallow in self-pity? That’s just brutal.
But hey, at least they left the mail box key. Now, that’s real love.
Pure Desperation
When you have an ex that hurt you enough but seems to be showing a lot of love, don't fall for it. It's not really love! It's toxic love, and it has no place in your life.
The response here from the ex is perfect. Maybe also be a bit toxic, but it still makes the message clear. "Stay away from me, and don't text me again!"
Take Care
The only nice thing about this letter is the pretty penmanship. Other than that, Marge felt the need to tell whoever this man is that she not only met a nice guy, but that he's a real gentleman and has a blue convertible.
Clearly, this man is off at war and Marge just went on with her life; at least she was completely honest gave her best wishes. But we still feel bad for this poor guy. As if war wasn't enough of a bad situation, this guy is going to come home to find his girl gone, his ring returned (along with a special picture, we guess), and his heart broken.
"Nah"
This person just isn't accepting that they've been dumped. They refuse to make peace with it, they're standing strong and saying "nah".
To be fair, "nah" is the perfect annoying and infuriating response to a person that breaks up with you through a text message. So, good on them!
Burn!
We would've paid good money to see her ex-boyfriend's face when he saw this on TV. He probably thought he would have a nice quiet evening at home and watch the game, while his girlfriend went out with her friends. Wrong, buddy.
Your ex-girl had other plans. She knows you cheated, and she knew you couldn't afford tickets to your favorite game, so she hit where it would hurt. And we applaud her.