We wouldn’t want to be around when Derek finds out what his best friend just did. On the other hand, maybe it was all an elaborate plan so Derek didn’t have to deal with the breakup drama.
Not that his BFF is doing a better job – telling someone your boyfriend hasn’t liked you for months is pretty brutal. And uncalled for. Come on guys, grow a pair. Both of you.
Wait...What?
We truly hope this person was joking, because otherwise, he's the worst husband in history. Not only did he try to breakup with his wife through a text message, they were actually both in the house when he did it!
As if that cowardice weren't enough, he just admitted to having an affair. Hey, at least he was ending it.
Cat Got Your Nose?
After a breakup, it's natural to want answers. But as the adage goes, be careful what you wish for. Sometimes the answers you will get are, well, weird. This person apparently had an unwavering smell of cat, and that was too much for his partner to deal with. Now, what exactly does that mean? Do they mean that they smell like cat pee? Or just, like, a general smell of cat..?
Cats, to our knowledge, don't have such an offensive smell, and they certainly smell better by dogs, if we're going to compare species. We would have to argue that if this person wanted to make things work, they would have worked through the cat thing, or at the very least told their partner that they smell like cats. In our humble opinion.
Millennial Breakup
Whoever said that emojis were affecting our communication skills? If anything, this clears things up - there aren't many ways in which this text could get misunderstood. You fall in love, become a couple, time goes by, the love goes away, you wave goodbye and make a run for it.
And in the odd chance it wasn't clear, two thumbs up and some cool sunglasses should do the trick. Seriously though, this guy couldn't even make the effort to type words?! The girlfriend dodged a bullet.
YOLO
This is just priceless. Not only did this guy not have the nerve to breakup in person, he couldn't even write his own words?! Then again, judging by his second message, we understand why this guy had to use a Chris Brown song.
However, we do totally agree that you only live once, and this is exactly what this woman should remember next time she gets sad over this loser breaking up with her.