This is just priceless. Not only did this guy not have the nerve to breakup in person, he couldn’t even write his own words?! Then again, judging by his second message, we understand why this guy had to use a Chris Brown song.
However, we do totally agree that you only live once, and this is exactly what this woman should remember next time she gets sad over this loser breaking up with her.
BFF Fail
We wouldn't want to be around when Derek finds out what his best friend just did. On the other hand, maybe it was all an elaborate plan so Derek didn't have to deal with the breakup drama.
Not that his BFF is doing a better job - telling someone your boyfriend hasn't liked you for months is pretty brutal. And uncalled for. Come on guys, grow a pair. Both of you.
Millennial Breakup
Whoever said that emojis were affecting our communication skills? If anything, this clears things up - there aren't many ways in which this text could get misunderstood. You fall in love, become a couple, time goes by, the love goes away, you wave goodbye and make a run for it.
And in the odd chance it wasn't clear, two thumbs up and some cool sunglasses should do the trick. Seriously though, this guy couldn't even make the effort to type words?! The girlfriend dodged a bullet.
Pick a Lane
Is there anything worse than those people who dip in and out of your life on a whim? They come in, cause drama, make you feel bad about yourself, and then leave (not quietly). Finally, you have some peace in your life again. Then BOOM. They hurl themselves back into your life, and not politely, mind you.
There's no "Hi, how are you?" or any concern for your well-being, they just want to know if you can be readily available for them again. This string of texts sums up these people perfectly. If you have someone in your life like this, don't even bother engaging. And PLEASE, don't think they'll change.
Just a Little Space
We don't know about you, but if we were the ones breaking up with Sarah and she replied with space images, we'd never let her go. We can't think of a more clever, or more hilarious, response to the tired, cliche phrase of "I just need some space".
This person doesn't even deserve those beautiful photos! We wonder what they replied...