Sometimes when someone has been dumped, their ego won’t let them go down without a fight. They have to have the last word, some small jab somewhere. In this case, this annoying ex felt it necessary to casually acknowledge the fact that they had been unfriended on Facebook.
Why, exactly? Wouldn’t it have been less embarrassing to not acknowledge it at all with the person who broke up with you? Of course, but we’re dealing with egos here, not intellect. Luckily, the ex wasn’t having any of it. You wanna throw in attitude and question marks? No problem, let’s go!
Pick a Lane
Is there anything worse than those people who dip in and out of your life on a whim? They come in, cause drama, make you feel bad about yourself, and then leave (not quietly). Finally, you have some peace in your life again. Then BOOM. They hurl themselves back into your life, and not politely, mind you.
There's no "Hi, how are you?" or any concern for your well-being, they just want to know if you can be readily available for them again. This string of texts sums up these people perfectly. If you have someone in your life like this, don't even bother engaging. And PLEASE, don't think they'll change.
Just a Little Space
We don't know about you, but if we were the ones breaking up with Sarah and she replied with space images, we'd never let her go. We can't think of a more clever, or more hilarious, response to the tired, cliche phrase of "I just need some space".
This person doesn't even deserve those beautiful photos! We wonder what they replied...
It's Love...and It's Over
Apparently, this woman got inspired by 'Love Actually' and decided that if place-cards worked so well to declare your love to someone, why not use it to break up, too?
You have to love this woman's clever little note transformation. And come to think of it, it's a pretty simple and accurate description of a relationship. One minute "it's love", and the next, "it's over".
Checkmate
It seems like these text messages might be a couple of jokes tossed around with a hilarious couple who have a good sense of humor. At least we hope it’s that way. If they are being serious, then the man got seriously played and his lady got the final last amazing word in. In short, she won by a long run.
If the situation is real, then there’s nothing to say; getting dumped when you’re expecting a baby is rough. But, being able to shove the fact that you’re pregnant in the face of your baby daddy who’s trying to dump you is the most satisfying thing. Hopefully these two were just joking around with one another or were able to reconcile their relationship, at least for the sake of their unborn child.