Good for this woman for knowing her worth. Long gone are the days where she’s replying to “Yo” at 1 in the morning. Honestly, how does that even work? Are you not in bed asleep by then? Don’t you have a job? The sheer concept of a booty call is frankly mind-boggling and super inconvenient, if you ask us.
Thankfully, this woman has gotten with the picture, and she’s letting any low-lives know that she’s above that. The best part is that she delivered it in a simple and formal message, as if she was responding to a work text.
More Toxicity
Legit, if anyone is sending you messages like this one, break up and praise the lord because they are so not worth it.
Even under the worst conditions of a relationship, a breakup should be handled with compassion and empathy for your significant other, not a short riddle that essentially insults your very existence. The natural response is, "oh really, I also just got back from the doctor, and he told me I seemed to be contaminated with a toxic jerk!"
The Devil is in the Details
This girl seems like a bit of a lunatic, and the guy is clearly a stickler for details, especially when it comes to grammar and spelling. Although, to be fair, we kind of agree with the guy here.
There are few things less attractive than a person who doesn't write properly, especially when they're lying to get a rise out of you. If this girl hadn't actually slept with the best friend until now, she's definitely doing it when he gets back from Wales now.
Mormon Boy
Apparently, this woman's hair was too much of a temptation for Mormon boy to handle.
At least he was decent enough to make it extra clear that the breakup has nothing to do with her. Still, we're really curious as to what this girl's hair looks like...
Will the Liar
Come on, Will! Why would you even ask her if she trust you if you were going to break up with her a second later?!
Maybe Will had good reason to be so mean, but that's still pretty harsh. Now this person is definitely going to be crying for days.