Is Robert Fripp trying to sell us insurance? This strictly-business stance makes for an interesting rock show. Fluff up that hair a little, Fripp, and lose that blazer. This isn’t the bank!
This man takes his guitar extremely seriously. While he may be brilliant, showmanship just isn’t his thing.
T-Bone Walker
It's hard to take T-Bone Walker seriously when he looks like he's drifting into a catatonic state. With his mesmerizing guitar skills, its no surprise that he ended up in a self-induced state of hypnosis.
These guitar legends need to watch out for themselves.
Terry Kath
T-Bone may have hypnotized himself but Terry Kath here appears to have played himself to sleep. Chicago's soft jazzy rock sounds can do that to you. We just didn't know it could do that to the actual band members.
Chicago should not be played when behind the wheel. This looks potentially hazardous.
George Harrison
Speaking of formal rockstars, George Harrison stands here politely strumming along like he's in a high-school prom band. The Beatles were always a little stiff in their earlier days.
We are pleased that they loosened up a little over the years and gave us some of the best music in history.
Joe Walsh
Creepy Joe Walsh looks as if he's a medieval gatekeeper in a Disney film about a wicked witch. All that's missing is a raggedy brown cloak and an oil lamp. That face is not exactly a crowd-pleaser.
At least his music is! As the guitarist for The Eagles, he's definitely done something right.