Speaking of formal rockstars, George Harrison stands here politely strumming along like he’s in a high-school prom band. The Beatles were always a little stiff in their earlier days.
We are pleased that they loosened up a little over the years and gave us some of the best music in history.
Terry Kath
T-Bone may have hypnotized himself but Terry Kath here appears to have played himself to sleep. Chicago's soft jazzy rock sounds can do that to you. We just didn't know it could do that to the actual band members.
Chicago should not be played when behind the wheel. This looks potentially hazardous.
Robert Fripp
Is Robert Fripp trying to sell us insurance? This strictly-business stance makes for an interesting rock show. Fluff up that hair a little, Fripp, and lose that blazer. This isn't the bank!
This man takes his guitar extremely seriously. While he may be brilliant, showmanship just isn't his thing.
Joe Walsh
Creepy Joe Walsh looks as if he's a medieval gatekeeper in a Disney film about a wicked witch. All that's missing is a raggedy brown cloak and an oil lamp. That face is not exactly a crowd-pleaser.
At least his music is! As the guitarist for The Eagles, he's definitely done something right.
Eddie Van Halen
That time Eddie Van Halen was granted access into heaven over his masterful rocking out. As we can see, he is about to ascend right into that beam of light.
Either that or the aliens are taking him back home. That's what happens when you're just too good.