This foreign-looking tongue scraper is surprisingly useful as it can help get rid you of bad breath if you feel like you’re barely ‘scraping’ by with flossing and brushing.
Redeem your tongue and relieve it from the impure powers that seized it for so long, sending them back to the abyss of hell from where they came, along with the whitish tongue film and bad breathery. Average rating: 4.5 stars.
Offensive Crayons
The following crayons are not for the faint of heart. The whole point of these crayons is that on each cover, a phrase has been written to both label the color and to offend someone. There were so many provoking words that we had to blur a sizeable chunk of them. So we'll let you imagine what they say.
One thing is for sure, we would highly recommend that if you are an elementary school teacher - not to buy these crayons for your classroom. You are going to pollute the minds of the next generation with trash and filth.
Doodle Pillowcase
A pillowcase that lets you doodle on it! It can be colored on and then wiped clean in the washing machine, so you can redrawn on it again— you can give this to anyone with an especially ~imaginative~ habit.
This pillowcase makes for a novel and special gift for sleepovers, birthdays, and kids off to camp or college. Be sure to get this for your kids who love to write, draw or sketch, they will love it! Average rating: 4.5 stars.
Grassy Flip-Flops
Do you like the sensation of grass between your toes? Well, this is perfect, a pair of grassy flip-flops. It's the newest Fashion, look it up! Slipping on a pair of these grass sandals will immediately take you to warm summer afternoons spent in the sun.
Express your unique style and creative side with these flip flops, they are great for everyday wear and make an eye-catching accessory at the beach. Average rating: 4 stars.
A Wheel of Parmigiano Reggiano Cheese
Do you find your daily diet lacking that distinct Italian cheese? Do you find that a few slices of cheese on your grilled sandwich just aren't cutting it for your taste buds? Then this wheel of Parmigiano Reggiano Cheese may be right for you!
Their cheese is aged for over 20 years. Weighing in at 72 pounds, this wheel of authentic Italian cheese is sure to satisfy your cheese cravings. Technically, because of all the bacterial stuff going on inside, this bad boy is "alive." But as soon as you cut into it, it's dead. So pass around those slices quickly!