Seriously, what kind of person breaks up with someone while they’re on holiday, on a cruise?! It’s bad enough to breakup through a text message, but to ruin somebody’s holiday is just wrong.
And this is exactly why we love the response so much. Honestly, what else can you do but laugh at the whole thing and tell the person to go jump off a bridge?
Mormon Boy
Apparently, this woman's hair was too much of a temptation for Mormon boy to handle.
At least he was decent enough to make it extra clear that the breakup has nothing to do with her. Still, we're really curious as to what this girl's hair looks like...
Will the Liar
Come on, Will! Why would you even ask her if she trust you if you were going to break up with her a second later?!
Maybe Will had good reason to be so mean, but that's still pretty harsh. Now this person is definitely going to be crying for days.
Not a Fan of Cole
Clearly, this is a breakup between kids, but it's still pretty funny. Kids have a way of simplifying everything, and sometimes being a little bit too honest, like Cory here.
She's not a fan of Cole's, and even with the bad penmanship and jumbled letters, this message has got to sting a bit.
Bobo the Lunatic
This message is absolutely hilarious. And although these reasons might actually be legitimate for some people to dump their partners, you have to admit they're a bit much.
We could maybe get behind the relationship status update and the cat thing, but everything else is just madness. Unladylike swearing and disclosure of sexual partners?! Get over yourself Bobo!