There is no better way to diffuse a situation than by creating another one. This girl knew that her boyfriend’s Xbox is one of his prized possessions, and that the mere thought of losing it would wreak havoc.
So, she figured that cheating on him and being honest about it would hurt far less than a broken Xbox. And it seems she was right.
What a Rollercoaster
This is a wild ride. The last two messages could have stood perfectly fine on their own, and the tone would have been overall a lot sweeter. But that's a tough opening line to get passed. And look, for all we know, maybe this woman has been a bit difficult lately, we don't know the situation.
These texts were also sent at 2 in the morning. That's got to be the golden hour of bad times to text your ex. Nothing that is sent at that hour can work out well, it doesn't matter how hard you try. And clearly, this guy wasn't trying so hard anyway.
Childish
When you look at this message, you can only come up with one conclusion. This is a text sent from a troubled little boy between the ages of 12 and 18, who learned communication from watching Jersey Shore and South Park.
A complete fool, to say the least, and a blessing of a breakup. Really you should feel a world of happiness if a person like this broke up with you.
Busted
Even though this person must have been furious at their ex for lying so blatantly, it must have been incredibly satisfying to catch them in the act.
That's what you get for lying, buddy. We would've paid good money to see this person's face when they realized their partner was standing right behind them.
The Breakup Post-it
There are few things more infuriating than getting dumped through a text message or phone call, but getting dumped with a post-it note?! That's just unforgivable.
We must applaud how concise and to the point the message is, though.