These days, there are acronyms for everything. Nobody has time or energy to write things out. ILY is a pretty common one and it usually stands for “I Love You.” Well, when this person’s partner wrote to them “ILY,” they thought that they were getting a cute romantic text and wanted to see it spelled out.
What came next was definitely not what they were expecting; a breakup text! Can you believe that? People who don’t have the audacity and decency to break up with their partner in person, in our opinion, don’t even deserve to be in a relationship. This person was probably left heartbroken after this text and should definitely NOT forgive their ex under any circumstance.
High School Sweethearts
If you're reading this text exchange and thinking that the dialogue and screen look awfully, adolescent, you'd be correct. This is the woeful tale of a 14-year-old girl being dumped by her 14-year-old boyfriend. There was clearly some drama already at play as indicated by the hoodie business, but really we only get to see the culmination of this love story.
The girl is clearly taken by surprise, and you'd probably be too if you just saw your significant other like 2 hours ago and then they texted you, "So, you wanna break up?" Like that's traumatic! What could have caused this boy's sudden change of heart? We may never know...
Over Before it Began
Navigating dating apps is tough. You put yourself out there, get a couple of matches, and you reach out. But breaking the ice is sometimes the make-it or break-it of the whole deal, and it doesn't come naturally to some people. This guy decided to try a trusty old pickup line, and he even prefaced it by saying these weren't top-tier (probably trying to save face).
The girl he was talking to was open to it, but the poor Tinder guy had no idea what was coming. It's one thing to be told that your pickup line sucks, but it's another level of brutality to have someone reverse it on you to tell you to leave them alone. Maybe he got a second chance to start over - one can only hope.
Free Wife
This guy is having a big garage sale and you might be able to get his wife for free! You know a garage sale that has a sign “all must go” means that the owners are ready for you to bargain with them. They want to get rid of everything as fast as possible. You’ll be able to get all sorts of things for your house at a majorly discounted price.
If you don’t mind having a wife that cheats, then she’s also being sold in the sale! You’ll probably be able to get away with her for free, since it seems like this guy is very desperate to get rid of her fast. His wife won’t be too happy about this sign but erm… she deserves it.
Strong Case
Have you ever broken up with somebody that just isn’t having it? They try and convince you of the reasons why you should stay with them. That can be really tough. That’s why it’s important to stand your ground and make the breakup official, or it can encourage an unhealthy cycle of breaking up and getting back together and so on and so forth.
If they come at you with a response like “you’ll never find someone like me,” you might question and hesitate the choice you’re about to make. Well it seems like this person stood their ground and didn’t let their soon to be ex dictate their decision making.