Easy there, Clapton. If we were you, we would be careful with the moves up there. This look could also be known as “oh no I left the gas on.”
And someone, please, for heaven’s sake unbutton that shirt. This is a rock show, not church!
C.C. Deville
Poison's C.C. DeVille looks like he just got electrocuted right on stage and his screaming for help. Of course, everybody in the audience likely confused it for some energetic groaning. Deville had no choice but to go with it, ultimately resulting in one of the wildest rock shows ever.
We are glad that that 2012 show in Michigan went down positively, but we sincerely hope Poison's prized axeman is doing okay.
Steve Vai
Steve Vai is known for having beyond human technique. Like the guitar genius he is, it's clearly all in that weirdly awkward two-handed string tapping.
While it must sound brilliant, it looks like he is having some slight technical difficulties.
Keith Urban
Keith Urban looks like he's trying his very best in weathered jeans at the 2004 New rock City Show. Somehow, with all that rocking out, his perfectly streaked "Rachel do" is still safely intact.
Below the neck, he's all rock 'n roll. That head, however, tells a different story.
Gary Moore
Musician Gary Moore looks like he's trying out for a spot in a gurning competition rather than playing guitar. Either that or the poor guy stubbed his toe on a guitar pedal.
And seriously! What is it with aging guitarists and button-down shirts? You still got it. At least most of you do.