Speaking of pop, Taylor Swift, the sun queen herself lights up the stage with those golden locks and glittery guitar. It’s sparkle overload and she’s about to burst.
Take that, boys. Taylor is on fire and her spark will not be snuffed!
Ed Sheeran
Someone please, for heaven's sake get Ed Sheeran out of his own show. He looks like he's been left at the mall and he needs his mommy. Is it the scruffy ginger hair or is it the desperate wailing?
Perhaps he is singing forlornly about another long lost love.
Kesha
After listening to Tik Tok we were not aware that Kesha actually played guitar. Perhaps neither did she which could explain the look on her face that says "how did this get here?"
Jokes aside she looks as if she's over the pop music and rocking it out like a pro.
Carrie Brownstein
Riot Girl royal Carrie Brownstein graces us with her presence at what looks like the 100th gig of that week. You can't fool us with a little leg raise. Your face silently screams "I do not want to be here."
Unfortunately, we all very much do want you to be here.
John Mayer, Again
John Mayer is back with an even more ridiculous face. It's odd how his soft lover boy songs come out of a mug like that. Smooth you are not, sir.
Perhaps it's just in your lyrics. Let's stick to radio John Mayer instead.