Hey Chuck. Is this a rock show or are you trying to carefully vacate the premises? Looks like you’re moments away from placing that guitar down and politely walking away.
We don’t blame him. Chuck Berry’s music has been known to cause severe neck and leg injuries.
Robert Fripp
Is Robert Fripp trying to sell us insurance? This strictly-business stance makes for an interesting rock show. Fluff up that hair a little, Fripp, and lose that blazer. This isn't the bank!
This man takes his guitar extremely seriously. While he may be brilliant, showmanship just isn't his thing.
George Harrison
Speaking of formal rockstars, George Harrison stands here politely strumming along like he's in a high-school prom band. The Beatles were always a little stiff in their earlier days.
We are pleased that they loosened up a little over the years and gave us some of the best music in history.
Joe Walsh
Creepy Joe Walsh looks as if he's a medieval gatekeeper in a Disney film about a wicked witch. All that's missing is a raggedy brown cloak and an oil lamp. That face is not exactly a crowd-pleaser.
At least his music is! As the guitarist for The Eagles, he's definitely done something right.
Eddie Van Halen
That time Eddie Van Halen was granted access into heaven over his masterful rocking out. As we can see, he is about to ascend right into that beam of light.
Either that or the aliens are taking him back home. That's what happens when you're just too good.