Under all these jewels, makeup, and heavy fabrics, there is a bride. You might need a second to see her, but don’t worry – she’s there; we double-checked. And the groom is there, too, looking very peaceful and content. Maybe because he’s dressed so casually. If he were dressed as outrageously as the bride is, we have a feeling he wouldn’t have had that peaceful look on his face.
The combined weight of everything she’s wearing must be so heavy! There is no chance this wedding involves dinner and dancing. Try eating something, let alone dancing in a wedding dress like this.
Weather Conditions
Getting married must be carefully planned. And we are not talking only about who is responsible for the flower arrangements and who is bringing the rings. There is a myriad of details that need to be taken care of. Basically, anything that can be humanly sorted — gets sorted. The weather, sadly, doesn't fall under that category.
Making sure your big day doesn't fall on an extremely windy day is something that mustn't be neglected, or your wedding photo will end up looking like this. So remember. If you are about to get married, together with buying a dress and hiring a caterer, remember to check the weather too.
Priorities
You want to get your priorities right when designing your wedding dress. No, not everything can go, not everything is accepted, and even though you are entitled to choose whatever you want to wear, there are limits. There is one thing this bride insisted on having: we are not kidding you, a set of black wings.
She also didn't give up any of her drama lessons, getting ready for the show of her life. To us, this looks more like a bride trying to escape her bitter destiny and not like someone about to be united with the love of her life.
Under the Sea
Having a traditional white dress like most brides in the world was a big no-no for this bride. She wasn't prepared to blend in with the white walls and added some interesting, colorful accessories. Just look at that headpiece and that avant-garde bouquet! You don't see those things every day.
We love the colors; however, we are not so keen on the geometric shapes. We think it should have been either, but not the combination of the two. We don't know about you, but we, personally, didn't have such a great time at geometry class and wouldn't want to be reminded of that as we're walking down the aisle.
Orange Is My Favorite Color
Make way for the bride and groom – flaming hot Cheetos in human form! Add a spicy bowl of Doritos dip, and you're ready to go. No, we kid, we kid. Honestly, we get it. If our hair had this beautiful fiery color, we definitely would have wanted to wear anything and everything that would accentuate it.
This bride is not only in style but also in attitude. Wouldn’t you love to see some more of this bride's wedding photoshoot? We wonder if the groom's hair (or at least his suit) matched his bride's. What a wonderful theme. We absolutely love it.